What Does Pattycake Mean

Sex is good

Did you know that you can tell if a person is sexually active by the look of his skin?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific evidence has shown that when a woman is sexually active produces large amounts of estrogen that keep hair shiny and soft.

2. Lovemaking reduces the chances of suffering dermatitis, pimples and acne, the sweat produced, in fact, it cleans the pores, cleanses the skin and gives it shine.

3. Making love burns all the calories accumulated during a romantic dinner ...

4. Sex is one of the safest sports. Strengthens and tones almost every muscle in the body and is' more fun than twenty tanks in the pool and you do not need special equipment!

5. Sex is an instant cure for depression, releases endorphins into the bloodstream, creating a state of euphoria and giving you a feeling of well being.

6. The more you have sex more possibilities to make more. A sexually active body contains higher amounts of pheromones. Their subtle aroma excites the opposite sex.

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
E '10 times' EFFECT OF VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day keeps the dentist away. Kisses saliva helps to clean teeth and reduce the amount of acids that attack tooth enamel.

9. Sex relieves headaches. Every time you make love, it relieves the tension of the cerebral veins.

10. Do much sex can prevent nasal congestion. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It helps fight asthma and spring allergies.

Rashes That Resemble Pityriasis Rosea

six bullets

last night, here in Puerto del Carmen, I saw a skit absurd ...

There were half-drunk teenagers who had just got into a car and were about to leave, but there comes a car the police can stop them, and the cop tells him to get off immediately.

They descend from a car in 7 to 5.

The cop tells him the usual things ... menate the usual ...

And a spectacular jumps out with a phrase (which of course will translate in Italian):

"In your gun is only 6 shots and we are in 7 Do not know if I made the idea! "

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA

Shit looked like a scene from the movie ....

But they forgot a detail!

E 'dropped the second cop:

"Now the shots are 12"

"Okay ... .. we surrender."

What morons! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tanning For Years Before And Afters

L 'Ode to Pisa

Pisa me is the 'city, and even if I'm in the province
GNI feel close and I LOVE' OME TO A SON

.... and hanging ..... but .... you are a helmet si'uro nini .... ....

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ODE TO PISA

der Water river borders 'r I' village, then caresses;
long shore Mouth Arno where light reaches the sea breeze give
give Ponte di Mezzo 'where to' s'accede villages in wide and narrow;
you split into two units, but usually give motto that hold strong ar chest

that South or Tramontana in a triumphant duel ';
ar giòo der Pisa Ponte Southern or Northern Lights always win.
that you will be 'story already tot always fascinated me, and perhaps also because
' n Via Benedetto 'I've got roce studied;

yet if I am faithful Vio der umirmente the countryside of the plain;
' HIS I feel like my place, proud of them bred Pisana.
arthritis if it had existed in life, I would be really polite
ave 'the way you' way at the time of Repubbrïa are sincere!

Co 'co Kinza fought' Mori's Nose to you 'defense
' hen the sonaron 'ampane acquired influence the walls at night when lying, then
Sa 'Ranieri' n dissolute youth 'n Holy Land
party returned poor' ome and co Francis 'faith' onvertito.

'r dicisassètte of June, eg' at the 'festival, yet s'agghìngano' old villages and
'buildings reflect and shine' n Arno de light 'candles;
also the challenge of the races'' uartieri red yellow blue and green
Sa 'Martino, Antonio, Maria and Francisco all' and no man ontro Vole lose! Each

'Tu ner uattranni then there is the challenge of river Repubbri'ed'antica fame
L'Aquila Pisana rig in red to 'oars, the arts Galleons to challenge calls.
artre accompagnan beautiful traditions and our history and have passed it
'se'oli pe' revives to 'posterity the memory

' r us for New Year 'in January, but comes at an' r 'twenty-five marzolino;
' hen ner Domo 'r sunbeam at noon firtra es'appoggia ar columns;
Piazza de' Miràoli, ar usually packed with tourists, he realizes the event, but
'and continue to understand a swivel' upstream 'sur leaning monument,

la Torre, a perennial symbol I 'Seol of Pisa, and woe betide anyone who touches it there! Skip
'r carriage, and when to do part' 'r tour, horse riding crops ar stiòcca.
Then, after on the day of 'llavoro,' r is swarming 'weapons and' r slow breathing:
daughters ll'ora part of '' and yet the stand ncasa 'LOSE' and flying. You

period 'r sun goes down' at the mouth, behind ar Okra and San Rossore 'n pine forest.
And now, among the 'onca' he goes from Verrua ar Serra goes to court to give, everything quieted.
Under the stars and the moonlight ar, which is reflected in the hive,
dormi Pisa, città de’ miraòli, hai tant’anni ma ‘un siei pe’ niente vecchia.

Which Is Best Lic Vs Rd Vs Ppf

L' event co 'La Signora

questa e' un po' particolare....la "Signora"...capirete (o forse l'avete già capito...) chi è....
o ragazzi e' inutile rindoppassi....prima o poi (come dice la poesia...)bisogna passà ir ponte e andà sull'artra riva; naturalmente, possibirmente ir più tardi possibile...è ovvio
fate tutti gli scongiuri der caso....




L’appuntamento co’ la Signora



Ve lo dïo ora in un tempo che ‘un desta sospetto:
gliè da quando son nato che quest’appuntamento 'IT.

Oh, 'ntendiamoci,' e that I would crave or partïolar hurry, but I
'one can decide,' all the "Lady" is up.

Whether you pass me by day, that when I sleep, it is better to sniff
'll'ora and co' cautiously looked around.

coupling is 'r mettisi time to think,' I have to cross 'quer bridge
before tumbles' ner circle set and asks '' r switch to Charon.

Ar Purgatory m'accontenterei even of being 'in the basement:
would be better to find himself ar foo to smell' of Strinato!

dear Madam, I should do '' n great favor and I will ask if you could
refers' ll'appuntamento for a 'purpose' spit.

'A drink they are not even a kid from the door' to walk arm in arm, or have
'sees' the hook pe' pride grows a wink wink.

Then 'hen the game, the third ar fist, and it's over' r time has elapsed, without invitation
shall I protest, 'I'll "shut up and dumb ... I

lasser avvorge' give you 'the great cloak and you 'onsegnerò' r breath
take my hand and as du '' nnamorati, will be around ... ll'urtimo