Misyress In Mask And Coat

Young idiotic hopeless

Here's how the girls wear and use your brain (a collection of questions submitted by the girls to their favorite magazines - I mean, Top Girl etc).

1. I'm 12 years old, 156 cm high and My breasts are almost imperceptible, but the rest are well developed. My mom is lower than me and my father is about 172 cm: the first period when they can come to me? (That is to Scilla'85)

R: But what is a quiz game?
R2: consult the Mago Gabriel ...
R3: How do I respond if I say the tax code of your aunt?
Rustin: Try a fortune teller .. .
R5: what to tell you roughly 2 cm

2. To be 13 years old, are too thin, I would like to know what are the foods that are growing the breast and legs. (That is to Magrina '84)

A: The fairy with blue hair.
R2: The lasagna ..... . and if not at least grow a dick you satisfied!
R3: Have you tried using hormones?
Rustin: Evidence from McDonald's! Just two lunches and become like the Michelin man (unless intoxicated cracks. ..).
R5: pears>

3. It 's true that the semen comes out only at night to the boys? (Curious to mean)

R: But for those who have taken, for the nocturnal predators, perhaps?
R2: It 's true that attacks your brain only during the day?
R3: Oh yes, but only in full moon nights.
R4: The balls of your boyfriend have a timer?
Rustin: Yes, full moon nights, especially. They are called horny werewolves.
R6: depends on the lunar cycle

4. I tried to put a tampon, but I could not get it: it is because I am a virgin or because they are not normal? (That is to Arietina'85)

R: Have you tried to remove it from the pack?
R2: What's this?? A roll of toilet paper?
R3: Are you sure that you have caught the hole right?
R4: Try with the shoehorn. ..
Rustin: No. Not at all normal.

5. E 'possible to make love when you are virgins? (That is to DV'83)

A: No, you have to wait ...
A2: No, or getting caught by all the plagues of Egypt.
R3: Only if you the night before Our Lady appeared in a dream giving you permission.
Rustin: Kill .. .

6. Me and my friend we have always sought: the women had primary cycle? And as they did without pads (doubtful for words)

R: But in that time has stopped your brain?
R2: They used stegosaurs!
Rustin: Boh ... try to watch the Flintstones!

7. It 's true that if the cycle comes after 14 years can not have children? (That is to Disperata'85)

A: Maybe ...
A2: No. But it's true that if you get a motorcycle before 14 go to jail!
R3: Of course, and if it comes 18 years after you purchase the amazing superpowers.
R4: Now that I've had the scooter for 16 years are sterile??
Rustin: Depends if you invest the cycle, and if there is above Gino Bartali ...

8. It 's true that breasts to grow we must eat a lot of mushrooms? (That is to Anonima'98)

A: Well, perhaps with those mushrooms ...
R2: Yes. .. 34 pounds per day. Raw.
Rustin: Yes .. test peyote!

9. Hello, I'm one of your reader that some time has a strong desire to make love and we always think: is this normal? (Lisa 'to 82 words)

R: 0338/8080xxx. ..
R2: 0348/7473xxx. ..
R3: 03475209xxx. ..
Rustin: But where are those like you??

10. Dear Doctor, I have a curiosity: a virgin girl [thou?] As artificial insemination, there is still a virgin? If yes, when you give birth, as there is no breaking of the hymen was the child will be born normally? In this case there is a risk of losing your virginity? If so, it means that it is better to give birth by cesarean section? (Ariete'83 for Top Girl)

R: But how are you?! You're really bad!
R2: Can I choose the envelope number 2?
Rustin: Yes, and if it happens the child will be a new Messiah.

11. Dear doctor, I'm 15 years old and girlfriend for about a year. We do not do sex yet, but we have some problems. He would like that every day come out of the semen from his genitals [but where should uscirgli, ears?], But I'm afraid that might cause him problems in the future. It 's true? And what can it be? (Martin '83 for Top Girl)
A: Dunno, I think that over time at night turns into a fire hydrant!
R2: Be 'the problem' that sooner or later get tired .... age 60, I suppose!
Rustin: Could dry ...
R4ovresti make happy your boy

12. Dear doctor, I'm 13 years old. Coincidentally I heard from a friend who can not only get pregnant through sexual intercourse, but also in other ways. For example, if he's stuck to her and is excited, the sperm can come out and go through the clothes to the private parts. It 's true? (Laura for Top Girl)

R: But do you call your boyfriend, Black & Decker?
R2: Actually, even riding upside down a kangaroo kitten could get pregnant .... test!
R3: If you are like the lady is quite possible!
R4: Agent Molder is convinced.
R5: I recommend the pants to kryptonite!
R6: the series 'Blob The Blob'.
Rustin: If the sperm have lightsabers in Star Wars, then it may be possible.
R7: I wonder why men have a penis ... this unknown.

13. Dear doctor, I am a boy of 18 years and I am very surprised by my body [but who are you, ET?] Because unwittingly, my genital organ, it should be erect at any time and cause me great inconvenience. (80 Bingo for Top Girl)

A: It's not like the tease and then you blame the randomness?
R2: Lucky you!
R3: If I were a boy of 18 who reads top girl I would worry more about my brain that my body!
Rustin: Worried when they will not do more, laddy!

14. Dear Dr. I am almost 16 years and unfortunately are still not satisfied with my breast. Port the second measure, but I have very long and large nipples, almost more of the breast. I tried to crush them with bras, to wash them with cold water ... but nothing! Each summer brings the bikini upholstered cover. What can I do? (Anna'82 for Top Girl)

A: Have you tried washing them with Perlana in hot water? Or maybe ... maybe a node R2: Cross the nipples and around it is the latest model nude look Valentino.R3: The porn star! R4: Give yourself a shot at fune.Rustin: Try with a chainsaw.
R6: Cut

15. I'm 12 years old a friend of my brother of 16 years is quite nice, I convinced her to have sex without a condom because I was not yet menstruating. A week after I arrived and then I started to put on pounds and belly. I'm pregnant? (Alexia '86 for Top Girl)

A: No, you are not pregnant, just stop eating like a pig! R2: Shit, I knew 12 years barely distinguish from Grendizer Mazinger! Eccheccazzo! Rustin: No, you're a slut!

16. Dear Dr. I'm 15 and I still menstruating. Since I masturbate since I was very small, not that I have become sterile? (Disperata'83 for Top Girl)

A: No, you become stupid! R2: Small .... what? ? R3: No, masturbation does not become blind sterile! Where did my dog? Rustin: Go to the gynecologist. But even before the asylum.

17. Michael I am 14 years old. The last August I did something that I will never forgive: I masturbated my ex-boyfriend. I'm terrible. I seem to have done something unforgivable and I am ashamed to be dirlo.Vorrei backwards to avoid this mistake ... every day I ask God for forgiveness! I am ashamed to confide in, with the priest I have already confessed twice to the incident, but have not yet been able to forgive me .. . What do you recommend? (Disperata'84 for Top Girl)

A: The Convent of the 'old Blessed Virgin Benedette'R2 Thanks: A motorway bridge. .. R3: And if by chance it to him by what happens? You commit suicide? Do this, subito.Rustin killed: wearing a chastity belt blessed by the pope ...

18. I'm 16 years old. I have no friends. I do not have a good relationship with my father and I feel that I will die this year because of an accident. Try to imagine a future, but then I tell myself that I have too many dreams as he had my cousin who then died! Language study in high school do not know why because I do not want, but then I say it's better to have a degree if you do not die [even if you do not find work?]. I'm afraid of having a monotonous life, they are ugly, fat and have pimples. I feel bad about myself and others. (Francy for Top Girl)

A: Make MASINI surname? R2: Following contrograttata powerful in the ass! R3: I ask you all a minute silenzio.Rustin: You will, and please do not bring me bad luck!

19. It 's true that if a girl is a virgin can not get pregnant? A: I hope you 're talking about the astrological sign, because otherwise you're really scema.Rustin: It 's true that you do not have a bullshit filter between the mouth and the brain?
R2: I heard of a case in which happened to be pregnant ... I think 2008 years ago

20. I heard that if after sex you are makes a lavender with coca-cola does not become pregnant. Is this true? (Jessica)
A: Careful not to shake too però.R2: Be careful not to mistake it with Pepsi ... A3: Yes, is not likely to get pregnant, provided they stick around (including jar!). Rustin: Yes. .. and it is also true that if you're naked in a barrel filled with artichokes in a full moon returns vergine.R5: of course it is True, but you have to first put in the mentos.

21. When a girl is not virgin anymore, you can use tampons or they are dispersed in the body? (Preoccupatis sima) A: Even NASA is afraid of losing its astronauts in space, is more or less the same questione.R2: Careful not to wake up one morning with the tampax in my throat! Rustin: Yes, could reach the brain and get a morteatroce.

22. It is true that if he kisses me we're engaged?

R: And you also marry towel, remember! R2: Your father tells you a lot of crap! A3: It depends on where you kisses and what you bacia.R4: If you full of soldiers'! Rustin: Look again the Disney cartoons?

23. It is true that during menstruation do not have to wash? (VM)
R1: On the mainland but not in the sea. The blood attracts sharks! Rustin: You suck.

24. For the love you have to be naked? (Anonymous)
A: No. .. you need is a drill ... R2: As long as you do rip the tights, then I think io.Rustin: Yes, except when you're in a movie theater or in the bathroom of a restaurant! R3 : Only in exceptional cases

25. It is true that if you make love once you remain virgins? My boyfriend says it is. (Faith)
A: Your guy is a genius, yet I use 'story is adesso.R2: Your boyfriend is a stronzo.R3: Your boyfriend is a coglione.R4: Shake the hand of your boy by mia.Rustin : What has your boyfriend to be with a fool like that?

26. I had an argument with my friend Francesca and she said around that I have hair on their legs, while I wanted it to remain a secret between us. I can forgive her and restore our friendship? (Claudia '80)

A: Make a little 'how the fuck you pare.R2: I will smash your face ... R3: Depilala with Napalm.Rustin: No. 1: from a newspaper. No. 2: Get a razor and shaved. No. 3: Let others secrets that you have ...

27. I have a boyfriend, but I do not see often, so I always fall in love with other guys. Is this normal? (Desperate '81)
A: Ah, I understand, you're a slut. You are normal, quiet, I've seen tante.R2: 03478362 *** Rustin: It 's normal that sooner or later your boyfriend will give you a sandwich of punches ...

28. You can make love during menstruation, since the tampon? And if not, why? (Gemini '79)
A: The more you add more you have fun! Rustin: How many 'income' you, sorry?

29. If a guy says he loves you and has the girl, is sincere or making fun of you? (Doubtful)
R: But I'm the only idiot who does not make it to these bastards?! Yes, it sincerissimo. R2: Did it matter? Dagliela.Rustin: E 'polygamist ...

30. At what age can begin to make love? I am 13 years old and I'm ready. (Albachiara '82)
A: If you want to introduce my cousin. I'm sure you will like. 9 years and has extensive experience behind them.
R2: Damn! Now if you want a virgin as a bare minimum, you seek asylum, poor maschi.Rustin: The Age of Innocence is an urban legend? ? R3: pasato asylum as soon as you have the green light.

31. It is true that the first day of menstruation can not take a shower otherwise you become infertile? (Dubbiosa'82)
A. It 's true, but the 2nd day I have to do to recuperare.R2 2: No, but you risk having children late ... ask your madre.Rustin: Actually you can not do otherwise because of Psycho comes the murderess, and you shall facilitate the work because the blood is already there ...

32. Sexual intercourse may occur only at night? (Anthony T.)
A: Yes, and only Dracula.R2: Between 11.10 and 11.12. Otherwise, the penalty morte.Rustin: Yes, and only in a coffin.

33. As we kissed passionately, that is, as do adults? (In love with inexperienced '84)
A. It 's a secret thing that only adults know ... R2: For adults understand a porn actor? R3: With six feet of tongue in my mouth and eyes chiusi.Rustin: You are inexperienced in thinking?

34. It is true that you can get pregnant with a simple kiss? (Sling '84)

A: If your boyfriend has his tongue eiaculante long and 2 meters ... R2: You can make your boyfriend a condom on your tongue. It works! Rustin: So a friend of mine would be a father of an entire neighborhood ... R4: you have the ovaries alposto tonsils??

35. Dear doctor, I am a girl thirteen years and lately I've a bit 'worried because of a recurring dream. In the dream I waitress in a bar for men only, and are dressed only with a pinafore. A man orders a coffee 'and when I port tells me' Miss, the spoon is dirty 'and I to clean me ..... I put in there, in the special place, and he said' Thank you young lady, now, yes it is clean '. [The series 'Who are you, the sister of Mr. Clean?']. Doctor, which means I have to worry about?

A: Fortunately, the coffee that I brought it only with a small plastic stick .... . R2: At thirteen, dreams do you like? But what you watch on TV? Rustin: Yes, you have to worry about.

36. I am 15 and I found porn material between your computer and boxes of my father. He is a good man, religious, kind to all the family, but now I do not know who he is. I would tell him but I'm afraid, how can I talk to him without causing an inferno? (HelpXXX)

A: Go talk to him naked ... R2: It 's perfectly normal. Try looking also for your fratello.Rustin: You do not know who he is?? It 's a perfectly normal man! R3: found a guy and do the same things as video.

37. 12enne My friend lives in a country where people smoke to 9 years, 14 years and we do the barrels and 18 one drug. She smokes like a chimney, a fellow do the barrel and the other is toxic. Towards the 10 years girls often lose their virginity .... how can I help? (Sling)

A: Help her?!?! ?!?!?!??! R2: Can you help me! Give me the address. Rustin: Call the SWAT helmets and blue ...

38. By stretching the penis masturbation?

R: ... and then some kids should have some costrictor buoy between your legs! A2: No, it's your brain shrinks. Rustin: Eeeeeh ... then many would run with the cart .. .

39. Dear doctor, I'm 14 years old and my boyfriend wants me to lose my virginity. I too would like to make love with him, but I am concerned that when the day of my marriage I can no longer wear the white dress, and then everyone will realize that I lost my virginity before marriage. How do I? (Biki '86) A: Are you kidding all is ok, otherwise, Biki, you're out of testa.R2: Shoot down ... or confessed and flogged 18 times for penance ... R3: If this were so there would be many weddings in a white dress ... Rustin: But it's a cagaaaare!

40. Dear doctor, I'm 14 years old and I have developed a year ago. Recently, however, perhaps because the period is missing, seeing me fat, I lost weight 10kg. According to her menstruation will come back or I'll have to weigh back as before? (Desperate '85)
R: Are you sure that you've developed? It seems to me an idiot totale.Rustin: Among the 10 kg of which you are thin, some were for the case of the brain?

41. We do not know the meaning of the words 'you came'. Our boys always ask at the end of sexual intercourse. "(John & Giusy)
A: The correct answer is 'No!' Fidatevi.Rustin: Say yes! Otherwise it kills!

42. I like to experiment with boys and are very 'fiery', they like a lot, but think it's easy ... I'm not so, indeed! Sometimes I take things too seriously. Why the desire to exchange with ease? I want a serious story but we all try just for certain things.
A: Eh, it's the same problem ... Eva Henger R2: Sterilized! Get a spiral plutonium! Rustin: Did you happen to have a sister? R4: Rocco feel he can help you.

43. I just started an affair with a boy but I am in trouble: he is very nice and cute, I do a lot of gifts all the time. .. Of course he loves me! I also love him, but I am shy and 9 years! I do not know if it's the right age to start. Help me. (Keen 2000)
A: For me it is a bit Later, however, can be remedied! R2: But he has the car? A3: Depends, you got the folder and the box of Pokemon?? R4: Call the police, silly! Rustin: Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God ...

44. Last summer I said no to a very nice boy, Mark, because I actually liked one another. But this year I think of him constantly and I wish that we try again .... do you think I should make him understand? (Lilly): Yes, Christ is a God! Lilly, look what the doctor took a degree mica to answer these questions, but to shit series! Rustin: I think he will send affanc ***... R2: No, you just give it to him!

45. Hello Luke, we are two friends and we love the same boy. Unfortunately, when we go out with him and his friends we never talk in peace. Still does everything to go out with his group when they know that here we are: in your opinion is relevant to us? (Virgo & Capricorn)
A: If you are smart, in both ...... R2: I think someone is interested in the group! Rustin: I think that is interested in geometry, in particular triangles. ..

46. I'm with a guy for three weeks and the problem is that he never gives me the word. When we go out there and just kiss, not to mention: the second you normal? (Fabiana '87)
A: This is not normal is that you are still stuck to the kiss after three weeks! Rustin: Maybe because you talk like shit ... R3: try to strip .. .
47. I was one evening with a guy, then I was not more sought even if I gave him my phone number, you think I should I look? (Doubtful xxx)
A: I'm looking for and I would say that I should marry because I got pregnant ... R2: You gave him your phone number? Alas, that did not want my dear!
Rustin: Maybe you said, while the number rose to sober up and see you straight in the face ...

48. In the disco I met an older boy, I went through and finally I said that is engaged and will marry in two weeks. I look again, what do I do?

A: Kill the Bride ... Rustin: Turns out naked from the wedding cake ...

49. All my friends have pretty big breasts, while I've got small. In the summer I am ashamed because most of the winter in costume is seen more! My boyfriend left me because she said I was 'flat', I tried to put the bra in cotton wool, but it shows. Help me, I'm desperate! (Desperate xxx) A: Call me. If you give it to me I might as well Breast fregare.R2: The breast should excite little hard, stupid! The only flat encephalogram is the stuff of your boy ... Rustin: The breast does not matter, your boyfriend is an idiot.

50. Me and my boyfriend for quite some time we make love but sometimes I feel like doing petting. He does not agree because it says it is like taking a step backwards. He's right? What should I do? (Desperate '85)
A: Do-it-te.Rustin: Puntagli a gun and say 'hands down!'

51. I've very sagging breasts and when I take off my bra, I get almost to the navel. This causes me great complex, I have some disease? What to do? (Francesca xx)
A: Go play in the middle of elderly Pusterlengo Casal, meet many people with your same problem. Between one and scopone tressette find the soluzione.R2: Who are you? Houdini?
Rustin: Take a deep node ...

52. Dear No Problem, I am writing because I have a rather embarrassing question: I'm with my boyfriend for about 8 months and we love each other very much. He's 3 years older than me and a lot more experience. Recently I proposed to do oral sex. I want to do it and I feel ready, but being the first time I have this question: What do I do after the act of semen? It should be swallowed or spit? If you ingest harmful? And if you must spit, where? (Scorpioncina 82)
A: If you ingest Accompany with a good glass of white wine, but if you must spit, keep it in a glass box and send it to the sperm bank ... Rustin: Spit it in the face lui.R3: make gargling, for girls is better than mouthwash.

53. Dear No Problem, I Frank, I'm 13 years old and are fully 'fused' to the mythical, bono, sweet Brian of BSB. My prof. of Italian, passionate zodiac, told me that the fish (Brian) and virgin (I) should not be totally disagree. Since then I can not sleep and cry forever. Another problem is that when I saw Brian (one and a half ago) I fixed the diet (if I were to see a concert ...) . My companions say that I have a beautiful body and I could become a model. Finally, let me tell you that I always think to my Brian and I reject all the other boys, who say they are engaged to him. We must believe in the horoscope? It's not only love to start a story? Brian is interested in the zodiac before a relationship? Brian likes girls brown, long-haired, pretty, cute with glasses? (France Littrell)
A: Recent studies have shown that Brian is gay. Now what do you do? You commit suicide? A2: How many barrels per day do you? R3: The cases here are two: either you're a bitch, or you are an illusion. Rustin: No comment ... R4: I heard that Brian likes to experts, it begins to give it to anyone then you will notice.

54. Cara psychologist, are with Mauri 3 months, and even without it we are told in the face, we realized that we have a relationship. We love each other so much, but I'm not very confident because I have 16 years and he 14 and I seem to exploit. It would be for both the first time.

A: A friend of mine would pay to be exploited that way lì.Rustin: We like to be exploited, fidati.R2: when you do you must whip.

55. My boyfriend's brother is behind me and as soon as we are just trying to kiss me. How do you stop? (Eleanor)
A: You have them insieme.Rustin: A nice size 38 up your nose, or soddisfalo and so on.

56. Just one thing I trust my mother, she runs to squeal to Dad and I rest badly. What to do? (Martina xxx)
A: Do not tell her anything, it's easy, you idiot! A: Tell her that your father has made Puerto Rican waitress (no permit) on the dining table, you'll see that he does not speak more, in every sense !

57. I'm 15 years and 3 months with a 17. But he is also my best friend because it says to love them both: what should we do? (Alessia xxx)
A: The plot of many porn starts così.Rustin: You better not say so, for decency ...

58. A friend of mine and you always caress the worst is coming to tell me about it. I feel awkward: what to do? (Daniel '87)
R: Do too tu.Rustin: Tell her to eat human flesh and limbs poor animals! R2: pat together!

59. It 's true that if you think of him as a full moon rose three dive into the water upside down tied with a thread of red wool, and then buried and the water, he falls in love with you within thirty days? (Alpha)

A: Yes
R2: Fuck you? Voodoo magic?
Rustin: Walt Disney ... what have you done??

60. Last summer I let a guy touch me, are still a virgin? (Micky xxx)
A: I do not know. However, careful never to take the metro to Termini station, you could also take the aids. R2: depends with what you have touched and especially where. But one thing is certain: you incinta.Rustin: Yes, but at least six stupid.

61. I have a Nokia 3210. The problem is that when the motor did not hear the bell, and so I often miss important calls. What can I do? (Silvia) A: Excuse me ... you wrote to the magazine sbagliata.Rustin: Sell motorcycle before crashing!

62. Me and my boyfriend make love several times a day and this often results in redness there. Could you advise me on how to quit and also for the redness? (Jessica '99) R: STOP?? I C'avessi the problem of having to stop ... R2: ice pack? Rustin: Kill .. .

63. I am a boy of 12 years and while I was in the shower, I went a bit 'hot water on his penis, which was swollen and then I came out of the sticky white liquid. I also noticed that in that area have a lot more hair than before: it means that I'm ready for sex? (Curious)
A: No, it means you're now ready to enter the wonderful world of Federico, the hand of friendship ... R2: Yeah, unfortunately my friend things are done in two or ..... Hand you the Addams running around the house? Rustin: Would you be willing, but the minimum standard to find a girl is 20000 anni.R4: I'd say it's time for a nice empty.

64. Dear ie ': I am 21 years old and a virgin. Many boys in the past have asked me to put me with them and kissing them, but I always refused because I was told that if you do these things you can not marry. It 's true? (Doubt '79) A: Who do you marry? A Monaco? Rustin: MA VA to hell!

65. It 's true that masturbating you become blind? My friends say it's just an excuse for parents to keep us from doing it, but I've read in a newspaper that is true because there are some arteries that connect the retina to the anus and may break. (Illibata88)
A: Would you give me the title of the paper, so I avoid buying? R2: But where do you stick your fingers? Rustin: The arteries of the brain you have already broken ... R3: that is, sorry ... you've got the brain?