Misyress In Mask And Coat

Young idiotic hopeless

Here's how the girls wear and use your brain (a collection of questions submitted by the girls to their favorite magazines - I mean, Top Girl etc).

1. I'm 12 years old, 156 cm high and My breasts are almost imperceptible, but the rest are well developed. My mom is lower than me and my father is about 172 cm: the first period when they can come to me? (That is to Scilla'85)

R: But what is a quiz game?
R2: consult the Mago Gabriel ...
R3: How do I respond if I say the tax code of your aunt?
Rustin: Try a fortune teller .. .
R5: what to tell you roughly 2 cm

2. To be 13 years old, are too thin, I would like to know what are the foods that are growing the breast and legs. (That is to Magrina '84)

A: The fairy with blue hair.
R2: The lasagna ..... . and if not at least grow a dick you satisfied!
R3: Have you tried using hormones?
Rustin: Evidence from McDonald's! Just two lunches and become like the Michelin man (unless intoxicated cracks. ..).
R5: pears>

3. It 's true that the semen comes out only at night to the boys? (Curious to mean)

R: But for those who have taken, for the nocturnal predators, perhaps?
R2: It 's true that attacks your brain only during the day?
R3: Oh yes, but only in full moon nights.
R4: The balls of your boyfriend have a timer?
Rustin: Yes, full moon nights, especially. They are called horny werewolves.
R6: depends on the lunar cycle

4. I tried to put a tampon, but I could not get it: it is because I am a virgin or because they are not normal? (That is to Arietina'85)

R: Have you tried to remove it from the pack?
R2: What's this?? A roll of toilet paper?
R3: Are you sure that you have caught the hole right?
R4: Try with the shoehorn. ..
Rustin: No. Not at all normal.

5. E 'possible to make love when you are virgins? (That is to DV'83)

A: No, you have to wait ...
A2: No, or getting caught by all the plagues of Egypt.
R3: Only if you the night before Our Lady appeared in a dream giving you permission.
Rustin: Kill .. .

6. Me and my friend we have always sought: the women had primary cycle? And as they did without pads (doubtful for words)

R: But in that time has stopped your brain?
R2: They used stegosaurs!
Rustin: Boh ... try to watch the Flintstones!

7. It 's true that if the cycle comes after 14 years can not have children? (That is to Disperata'85)

A: Maybe ...
A2: No. But it's true that if you get a motorcycle before 14 go to jail!
R3: Of course, and if it comes 18 years after you purchase the amazing superpowers.
R4: Now that I've had the scooter for 16 years are sterile??
Rustin: Depends if you invest the cycle, and if there is above Gino Bartali ...

8. It 's true that breasts to grow we must eat a lot of mushrooms? (That is to Anonima'98)

A: Well, perhaps with those mushrooms ...
R2: Yes. .. 34 pounds per day. Raw.
Rustin: Yes .. test peyote!

9. Hello, I'm one of your reader that some time has a strong desire to make love and we always think: is this normal? (Lisa 'to 82 words)

R: 0338/8080xxx. ..
R2: 0348/7473xxx. ..
R3: 03475209xxx. ..
Rustin: But where are those like you??

10. Dear Doctor, I have a curiosity: a virgin girl [thou?] As artificial insemination, there is still a virgin? If yes, when you give birth, as there is no breaking of the hymen was the child will be born normally? In this case there is a risk of losing your virginity? If so, it means that it is better to give birth by cesarean section? (Ariete'83 for Top Girl)

R: But how are you?! You're really bad!
R2: Can I choose the envelope number 2?
Rustin: Yes, and if it happens the child will be a new Messiah.

11. Dear doctor, I'm 15 years old and girlfriend for about a year. We do not do sex yet, but we have some problems. He would like that every day come out of the semen from his genitals [but where should uscirgli, ears?], But I'm afraid that might cause him problems in the future. It 's true? And what can it be? (Martin '83 for Top Girl)
A: Dunno, I think that over time at night turns into a fire hydrant!
R2: Be 'the problem' that sooner or later get tired .... age 60, I suppose!
Rustin: Could dry ...
R4ovresti make happy your boy

12. Dear doctor, I'm 13 years old. Coincidentally I heard from a friend who can not only get pregnant through sexual intercourse, but also in other ways. For example, if he's stuck to her and is excited, the sperm can come out and go through the clothes to the private parts. It 's true? (Laura for Top Girl)

R: But do you call your boyfriend, Black & Decker?
R2: Actually, even riding upside down a kangaroo kitten could get pregnant .... test!
R3: If you are like the lady is quite possible!
R4: Agent Molder is convinced.
R5: I recommend the pants to kryptonite!
R6: the series 'Blob The Blob'.
Rustin: If the sperm have lightsabers in Star Wars, then it may be possible.
R7: I wonder why men have a penis ... this unknown.

13. Dear doctor, I am a boy of 18 years and I am very surprised by my body [but who are you, ET?] Because unwittingly, my genital organ, it should be erect at any time and cause me great inconvenience. (80 Bingo for Top Girl)

A: It's not like the tease and then you blame the randomness?
R2: Lucky you!
R3: If I were a boy of 18 who reads top girl I would worry more about my brain that my body!
Rustin: Worried when they will not do more, laddy!

14. Dear Dr. I am almost 16 years and unfortunately are still not satisfied with my breast. Port the second measure, but I have very long and large nipples, almost more of the breast. I tried to crush them with bras, to wash them with cold water ... but nothing! Each summer brings the bikini upholstered cover. What can I do? (Anna'82 for Top Girl)

A: Have you tried washing them with Perlana in hot water? Or maybe ... maybe a node R2: Cross the nipples and around it is the latest model nude look Valentino.R3: The porn star! R4: Give yourself a shot at fune.Rustin: Try with a chainsaw.
R6: Cut

15. I'm 12 years old a friend of my brother of 16 years is quite nice, I convinced her to have sex without a condom because I was not yet menstruating. A week after I arrived and then I started to put on pounds and belly. I'm pregnant? (Alexia '86 for Top Girl)

A: No, you are not pregnant, just stop eating like a pig! R2: Shit, I knew 12 years barely distinguish from Grendizer Mazinger! Eccheccazzo! Rustin: No, you're a slut!

16. Dear Dr. I'm 15 and I still menstruating. Since I masturbate since I was very small, not that I have become sterile? (Disperata'83 for Top Girl)

A: No, you become stupid! R2: Small .... what? ? R3: No, masturbation does not become blind sterile! Where did my dog? Rustin: Go to the gynecologist. But even before the asylum.

17. Michael I am 14 years old. The last August I did something that I will never forgive: I masturbated my ex-boyfriend. I'm terrible. I seem to have done something unforgivable and I am ashamed to be dirlo.Vorrei backwards to avoid this mistake ... every day I ask God for forgiveness! I am ashamed to confide in, with the priest I have already confessed twice to the incident, but have not yet been able to forgive me .. . What do you recommend? (Disperata'84 for Top Girl)

A: The Convent of the 'old Blessed Virgin Benedette'R2 Thanks: A motorway bridge. .. R3: And if by chance it to him by what happens? You commit suicide? Do this, subito.Rustin killed: wearing a chastity belt blessed by the pope ...

18. I'm 16 years old. I have no friends. I do not have a good relationship with my father and I feel that I will die this year because of an accident. Try to imagine a future, but then I tell myself that I have too many dreams as he had my cousin who then died! Language study in high school do not know why because I do not want, but then I say it's better to have a degree if you do not die [even if you do not find work?]. I'm afraid of having a monotonous life, they are ugly, fat and have pimples. I feel bad about myself and others. (Francy for Top Girl)

A: Make MASINI surname? R2: Following contrograttata powerful in the ass! R3: I ask you all a minute silenzio.Rustin: You will, and please do not bring me bad luck!

19. It 's true that if a girl is a virgin can not get pregnant? A: I hope you 're talking about the astrological sign, because otherwise you're really scema.Rustin: It 's true that you do not have a bullshit filter between the mouth and the brain?
R2: I heard of a case in which happened to be pregnant ... I think 2008 years ago

20. I heard that if after sex you are makes a lavender with coca-cola does not become pregnant. Is this true? (Jessica)
A: Careful not to shake too però.R2: Be careful not to mistake it with Pepsi ... A3: Yes, is not likely to get pregnant, provided they stick around (including jar!). Rustin: Yes. .. and it is also true that if you're naked in a barrel filled with artichokes in a full moon returns vergine.R5: of course it is True, but you have to first put in the mentos.

21. When a girl is not virgin anymore, you can use tampons or they are dispersed in the body? (Preoccupatis sima) A: Even NASA is afraid of losing its astronauts in space, is more or less the same questione.R2: Careful not to wake up one morning with the tampax in my throat! Rustin: Yes, could reach the brain and get a morteatroce.

22. It is true that if he kisses me we're engaged?

R: And you also marry towel, remember! R2: Your father tells you a lot of crap! A3: It depends on where you kisses and what you bacia.R4: If you full of soldiers'! Rustin: Look again the Disney cartoons?

23. It is true that during menstruation do not have to wash? (VM)
R1: On the mainland but not in the sea. The blood attracts sharks! Rustin: You suck.

24. For the love you have to be naked? (Anonymous)
A: No. .. you need is a drill ... R2: As long as you do rip the tights, then I think io.Rustin: Yes, except when you're in a movie theater or in the bathroom of a restaurant! R3 : Only in exceptional cases

25. It is true that if you make love once you remain virgins? My boyfriend says it is. (Faith)
A: Your guy is a genius, yet I use 'story is adesso.R2: Your boyfriend is a stronzo.R3: Your boyfriend is a coglione.R4: Shake the hand of your boy by mia.Rustin : What has your boyfriend to be with a fool like that?

26. I had an argument with my friend Francesca and she said around that I have hair on their legs, while I wanted it to remain a secret between us. I can forgive her and restore our friendship? (Claudia '80)

A: Make a little 'how the fuck you pare.R2: I will smash your face ... R3: Depilala with Napalm.Rustin: No. 1: from a newspaper. No. 2: Get a razor and shaved. No. 3: Let others secrets that you have ...

27. I have a boyfriend, but I do not see often, so I always fall in love with other guys. Is this normal? (Desperate '81)
A: Ah, I understand, you're a slut. You are normal, quiet, I've seen tante.R2: 03478362 *** Rustin: It 's normal that sooner or later your boyfriend will give you a sandwich of punches ...

28. You can make love during menstruation, since the tampon? And if not, why? (Gemini '79)
A: The more you add more you have fun! Rustin: How many 'income' you, sorry?

29. If a guy says he loves you and has the girl, is sincere or making fun of you? (Doubtful)
R: But I'm the only idiot who does not make it to these bastards?! Yes, it sincerissimo. R2: Did it matter? Dagliela.Rustin: E 'polygamist ...

30. At what age can begin to make love? I am 13 years old and I'm ready. (Albachiara '82)
A: If you want to introduce my cousin. I'm sure you will like. 9 years and has extensive experience behind them.
R2: Damn! Now if you want a virgin as a bare minimum, you seek asylum, poor maschi.Rustin: The Age of Innocence is an urban legend? ? R3: pasato asylum as soon as you have the green light.

31. It is true that the first day of menstruation can not take a shower otherwise you become infertile? (Dubbiosa'82)
A. It 's true, but the 2nd day I have to do to recuperare.R2 2: No, but you risk having children late ... ask your madre.Rustin: Actually you can not do otherwise because of Psycho comes the murderess, and you shall facilitate the work because the blood is already there ...

32. Sexual intercourse may occur only at night? (Anthony T.)
A: Yes, and only Dracula.R2: Between 11.10 and 11.12. Otherwise, the penalty morte.Rustin: Yes, and only in a coffin.

33. As we kissed passionately, that is, as do adults? (In love with inexperienced '84)
A. It 's a secret thing that only adults know ... R2: For adults understand a porn actor? R3: With six feet of tongue in my mouth and eyes chiusi.Rustin: You are inexperienced in thinking?

34. It is true that you can get pregnant with a simple kiss? (Sling '84)

A: If your boyfriend has his tongue eiaculante long and 2 meters ... R2: You can make your boyfriend a condom on your tongue. It works! Rustin: So a friend of mine would be a father of an entire neighborhood ... R4: you have the ovaries alposto tonsils??

35. Dear doctor, I am a girl thirteen years and lately I've a bit 'worried because of a recurring dream. In the dream I waitress in a bar for men only, and are dressed only with a pinafore. A man orders a coffee 'and when I port tells me' Miss, the spoon is dirty 'and I to clean me ..... I put in there, in the special place, and he said' Thank you young lady, now, yes it is clean '. [The series 'Who are you, the sister of Mr. Clean?']. Doctor, which means I have to worry about?

A: Fortunately, the coffee that I brought it only with a small plastic stick .... . R2: At thirteen, dreams do you like? But what you watch on TV? Rustin: Yes, you have to worry about.

36. I am 15 and I found porn material between your computer and boxes of my father. He is a good man, religious, kind to all the family, but now I do not know who he is. I would tell him but I'm afraid, how can I talk to him without causing an inferno? (HelpXXX)

A: Go talk to him naked ... R2: It 's perfectly normal. Try looking also for your fratello.Rustin: You do not know who he is?? It 's a perfectly normal man! R3: found a guy and do the same things as video.

37. 12enne My friend lives in a country where people smoke to 9 years, 14 years and we do the barrels and 18 one drug. She smokes like a chimney, a fellow do the barrel and the other is toxic. Towards the 10 years girls often lose their virginity .... how can I help? (Sling)

A: Help her?!?! ?!?!?!??! R2: Can you help me! Give me the address. Rustin: Call the SWAT helmets and blue ...

38. By stretching the penis masturbation?

R: ... and then some kids should have some costrictor buoy between your legs! A2: No, it's your brain shrinks. Rustin: Eeeeeh ... then many would run with the cart .. .

39. Dear doctor, I'm 14 years old and my boyfriend wants me to lose my virginity. I too would like to make love with him, but I am concerned that when the day of my marriage I can no longer wear the white dress, and then everyone will realize that I lost my virginity before marriage. How do I? (Biki '86) A: Are you kidding all is ok, otherwise, Biki, you're out of testa.R2: Shoot down ... or confessed and flogged 18 times for penance ... R3: If this were so there would be many weddings in a white dress ... Rustin: But it's a cagaaaare!

40. Dear doctor, I'm 14 years old and I have developed a year ago. Recently, however, perhaps because the period is missing, seeing me fat, I lost weight 10kg. According to her menstruation will come back or I'll have to weigh back as before? (Desperate '85)
R: Are you sure that you've developed? It seems to me an idiot totale.Rustin: Among the 10 kg of which you are thin, some were for the case of the brain?

41. We do not know the meaning of the words 'you came'. Our boys always ask at the end of sexual intercourse. "(John & Giusy)
A: The correct answer is 'No!' Fidatevi.Rustin: Say yes! Otherwise it kills!

42. I like to experiment with boys and are very 'fiery', they like a lot, but think it's easy ... I'm not so, indeed! Sometimes I take things too seriously. Why the desire to exchange with ease? I want a serious story but we all try just for certain things.
A: Eh, it's the same problem ... Eva Henger R2: Sterilized! Get a spiral plutonium! Rustin: Did you happen to have a sister? R4: Rocco feel he can help you.

43. I just started an affair with a boy but I am in trouble: he is very nice and cute, I do a lot of gifts all the time. .. Of course he loves me! I also love him, but I am shy and 9 years! I do not know if it's the right age to start. Help me. (Keen 2000)
A: For me it is a bit Later, however, can be remedied! R2: But he has the car? A3: Depends, you got the folder and the box of Pokemon?? R4: Call the police, silly! Rustin: Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God ...

44. Last summer I said no to a very nice boy, Mark, because I actually liked one another. But this year I think of him constantly and I wish that we try again .... do you think I should make him understand? (Lilly): Yes, Christ is a God! Lilly, look what the doctor took a degree mica to answer these questions, but to shit series! Rustin: I think he will send affanc ***... R2: No, you just give it to him!

45. Hello Luke, we are two friends and we love the same boy. Unfortunately, when we go out with him and his friends we never talk in peace. Still does everything to go out with his group when they know that here we are: in your opinion is relevant to us? (Virgo & Capricorn)
A: If you are smart, in both ...... R2: I think someone is interested in the group! Rustin: I think that is interested in geometry, in particular triangles. ..

46. I'm with a guy for three weeks and the problem is that he never gives me the word. When we go out there and just kiss, not to mention: the second you normal? (Fabiana '87)
A: This is not normal is that you are still stuck to the kiss after three weeks! Rustin: Maybe because you talk like shit ... R3: try to strip .. .
47. I was one evening with a guy, then I was not more sought even if I gave him my phone number, you think I should I look? (Doubtful xxx)
A: I'm looking for and I would say that I should marry because I got pregnant ... R2: You gave him your phone number? Alas, that did not want my dear!
Rustin: Maybe you said, while the number rose to sober up and see you straight in the face ...

48. In the disco I met an older boy, I went through and finally I said that is engaged and will marry in two weeks. I look again, what do I do?

A: Kill the Bride ... Rustin: Turns out naked from the wedding cake ...

49. All my friends have pretty big breasts, while I've got small. In the summer I am ashamed because most of the winter in costume is seen more! My boyfriend left me because she said I was 'flat', I tried to put the bra in cotton wool, but it shows. Help me, I'm desperate! (Desperate xxx) A: Call me. If you give it to me I might as well Breast fregare.R2: The breast should excite little hard, stupid! The only flat encephalogram is the stuff of your boy ... Rustin: The breast does not matter, your boyfriend is an idiot.

50. Me and my boyfriend for quite some time we make love but sometimes I feel like doing petting. He does not agree because it says it is like taking a step backwards. He's right? What should I do? (Desperate '85)
A: Do-it-te.Rustin: Puntagli a gun and say 'hands down!'

51. I've very sagging breasts and when I take off my bra, I get almost to the navel. This causes me great complex, I have some disease? What to do? (Francesca xx)
A: Go play in the middle of elderly Pusterlengo Casal, meet many people with your same problem. Between one and scopone tressette find the soluzione.R2: Who are you? Houdini?
Rustin: Take a deep node ...

52. Dear No Problem, I am writing because I have a rather embarrassing question: I'm with my boyfriend for about 8 months and we love each other very much. He's 3 years older than me and a lot more experience. Recently I proposed to do oral sex. I want to do it and I feel ready, but being the first time I have this question: What do I do after the act of semen? It should be swallowed or spit? If you ingest harmful? And if you must spit, where? (Scorpioncina 82)
A: If you ingest Accompany with a good glass of white wine, but if you must spit, keep it in a glass box and send it to the sperm bank ... Rustin: Spit it in the face lui.R3: make gargling, for girls is better than mouthwash.

53. Dear No Problem, I Frank, I'm 13 years old and are fully 'fused' to the mythical, bono, sweet Brian of BSB. My prof. of Italian, passionate zodiac, told me that the fish (Brian) and virgin (I) should not be totally disagree. Since then I can not sleep and cry forever. Another problem is that when I saw Brian (one and a half ago) I fixed the diet (if I were to see a concert ...) . My companions say that I have a beautiful body and I could become a model. Finally, let me tell you that I always think to my Brian and I reject all the other boys, who say they are engaged to him. We must believe in the horoscope? It's not only love to start a story? Brian is interested in the zodiac before a relationship? Brian likes girls brown, long-haired, pretty, cute with glasses? (France Littrell)
A: Recent studies have shown that Brian is gay. Now what do you do? You commit suicide? A2: How many barrels per day do you? R3: The cases here are two: either you're a bitch, or you are an illusion. Rustin: No comment ... R4: I heard that Brian likes to experts, it begins to give it to anyone then you will notice.

54. Cara psychologist, are with Mauri 3 months, and even without it we are told in the face, we realized that we have a relationship. We love each other so much, but I'm not very confident because I have 16 years and he 14 and I seem to exploit. It would be for both the first time.

A: A friend of mine would pay to be exploited that way lì.Rustin: We like to be exploited, fidati.R2: when you do you must whip.

55. My boyfriend's brother is behind me and as soon as we are just trying to kiss me. How do you stop? (Eleanor)
A: You have them insieme.Rustin: A nice size 38 up your nose, or soddisfalo and so on.

56. Just one thing I trust my mother, she runs to squeal to Dad and I rest badly. What to do? (Martina xxx)
A: Do not tell her anything, it's easy, you idiot! A: Tell her that your father has made Puerto Rican waitress (no permit) on the dining table, you'll see that he does not speak more, in every sense !

57. I'm 15 years and 3 months with a 17. But he is also my best friend because it says to love them both: what should we do? (Alessia xxx)
A: The plot of many porn starts così.Rustin: You better not say so, for decency ...

58. A friend of mine and you always caress the worst is coming to tell me about it. I feel awkward: what to do? (Daniel '87)
R: Do too tu.Rustin: Tell her to eat human flesh and limbs poor animals! R2: pat together!

59. It 's true that if you think of him as a full moon rose three dive into the water upside down tied with a thread of red wool, and then buried and the water, he falls in love with you within thirty days? (Alpha)

A: Yes
R2: Fuck you? Voodoo magic?
Rustin: Walt Disney ... what have you done??

60. Last summer I let a guy touch me, are still a virgin? (Micky xxx)
A: I do not know. However, careful never to take the metro to Termini station, you could also take the aids. R2: depends with what you have touched and especially where. But one thing is certain: you incinta.Rustin: Yes, but at least six stupid.

61. I have a Nokia 3210. The problem is that when the motor did not hear the bell, and so I often miss important calls. What can I do? (Silvia) A: Excuse me ... you wrote to the magazine sbagliata.Rustin: Sell motorcycle before crashing!

62. Me and my boyfriend make love several times a day and this often results in redness there. Could you advise me on how to quit and also for the redness? (Jessica '99) R: STOP?? I C'avessi the problem of having to stop ... R2: ice pack? Rustin: Kill .. .

63. I am a boy of 12 years and while I was in the shower, I went a bit 'hot water on his penis, which was swollen and then I came out of the sticky white liquid. I also noticed that in that area have a lot more hair than before: it means that I'm ready for sex? (Curious)
A: No, it means you're now ready to enter the wonderful world of Federico, the hand of friendship ... R2: Yeah, unfortunately my friend things are done in two or ..... Hand you the Addams running around the house? Rustin: Would you be willing, but the minimum standard to find a girl is 20000 anni.R4: I'd say it's time for a nice empty.

64. Dear ie ': I am 21 years old and a virgin. Many boys in the past have asked me to put me with them and kissing them, but I always refused because I was told that if you do these things you can not marry. It 's true? (Doubt '79) A: Who do you marry? A Monaco? Rustin: MA VA to hell!

65. It 's true that masturbating you become blind? My friends say it's just an excuse for parents to keep us from doing it, but I've read in a newspaper that is true because there are some arteries that connect the retina to the anus and may break. (Illibata88)
A: Would you give me the title of the paper, so I avoid buying? R2: But where do you stick your fingers? Rustin: The arteries of the brain you have already broken ... R3: that is, sorry ... you've got the brain?

How Much Do Met-art Pay The Models

The Gift of Life

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

For one of the men was allowed to sit on the bed to un'oraogni afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the window of the room.

The other man was to remain always lying.

The men they know and talked for hours.

They spoke of their wives and their families, their homes, their jobs, their military service and travel that they had done.

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit and pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color the outside world. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.

Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats.

Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and there was a beautiful view of the city in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man across the room would close his eyes and imagine the scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not see the band, he could hear her.

his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive. They spent the days and weeks. One morning, the day nurse brought them water for the bathroom and found the lifeless body of the man by the window, who died peacefully in his sleep. The nurse was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.

The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to see for the first time the outside world.

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside that window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. 'Perhaps, he wanted to encourage her ....' he said.

Epilogue :....... There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, even in spite of our situation. A grief shared is halved, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can not buy.

Today is a gift, and for this reason that he called the present.

The origin of this letter is unknown, but good luck.

not keep this letter, send it to friends who want to wish you good luck ....

Desmume English Patc H ?

Bring a woman into bed

What is the difference 'between girls and women of different ages':
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68 and 78?

At 8 years old - You take her to bed and tell you a story.
A 18 - to tell a story and take her to bed.
A 28 - There is no 'need to tell a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - You tell her a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell a story to avoid going to bed.
A 58 - You stay in bed to avoid one of his stories.
A 68 - If you take her to bed ... that which is' a story!
A 78 - What story?? What bed? But who the fuck are you??

Katesplayground -kate?

not cast him! Election 2008


WEEK 1
Today is a week that I was born!
What fun ... To have come into this world!

1 MONTH
My mum looks after me very well ...
It 's a model mother ...

2 MONTH
Today I was separated from my mother ...
was very uneasy with his own eyes and I said 'goodbye' with the hope that my new 'human family' know I care as you did with me.

4 MONTH
growing rapidly, all calls my attention ...
There are many children in this house, that are for me like 'brothers'.
are very kind to me, play together with a ball that bite just for fun ...

5 MONTH
Today my master punished me, was angry because I peed in the house.
(No one ever told me where to do it!)

6 MONTH
I am a happy dog.
I have the warmth of a fireplace , I feel safe and secure.
I that my 'human family' love me so much!
When they are at the table even invite me and the food they give me
buried it in the yard.

12 MONTH
Today is one year old, are an adult dog and my bosses say that I grew more than they hoped.
should be very proud of me!

13 MONTH
Today I do not feel very well ...
I'm not in shape, my 'brother' has caught and pulled the ball and since no one can touch his toys do not see why he should touch my ...
So I went behind and I bite!
My teeth are strong and I have unintentionally hurt!
After this I took fright and tied to a chain not allow me to move even ...
They told me that they are ungrateful and I should be monitored ...

15 MONTH
Everything has changed, now live prisoner chain in the yard, I feel very alone ...
My 'human family' does not want me anymore.
Sometimes they forget that I'm hungry, thirsty, and when it rains a roof to shield me

16 MONTH
Today I have removed the chain, how nice!
What I have forgiven him?!?
I am so glad that jump for joy.
I see the car. I will walk with them now?!
Here! We climb in the car ... Mah! What a long way! We
stopped ... I opened the door ...
finally happy I can run!
But I do not understand why they closed the door and are distributed ...
hope he does not forget me!
begin to run behind the car ...
But do not stop! I understand ... Forsake me. ..

17 MONTH
I tried, in vain, the road to go home, but now I am convinced that you lost!
Some good-hearted people look at me with sadness and give me something to eat.
I thank them from the depths of the soul ... But I would like to adopt me ...
I just say 'poor little dog ... You have to be lost '

18 MONTH
The other day I went near a school, and I saw many children ...
Many kids, like my 'brothers'.
I approached them laughing and began to pull the stones ...
One of those struck me the eye ...
And from that moment I did not see ...

19 MONTH
It seems almost impossible, but when I was a beautiful dog people had pity on me ...
Now that I'm weak, with an unsavory aspect, without an eye, people kicking me and leave me in the shadows ...

20 MONTH
I can hardly move.
I crossed a street where cars were passing, and one of them hit me; thought to be in a safe place and instead
I can not forget the looks of the driver of satisfaction.
The pain is terrible, my hind legs no longer meet and with difficulty I pulled into a clearing ...
are already 10 days that live hidden in the sun without food ...

I can not move, are in a damp and seems to me that even my hair is falling.
My only companions are cold and rain ...
Some people pass by me as if she saw me ...
A strange force me to open the eye, hear a sweet voice that makes me react:
'poor little dog reduced as you are '...
I see the shadow of a lady accompanied by a man wearing white robes and turning to lady says' I'm sorry ma'am, but this dog there is no remedy, it is best to stop suffering '.
With eyes full of tears ... the nice lady agrees
I just feel the sting of the injection and ...

FOREVER I fell asleep,
THINKING WHY 'was born,
IF NO ONE WISHED TO MI ...

abandonment NO!

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The "Wedding" of "Toppone" Rock of

Ir I 'ami'o Don Paolo Paoletti arrived ar XXV anniversary of priesthood.
Many good wishes and if you have some 'time' a "special little prayer" ... with a fraternal embrace
- Angel

The "Wedding" of "Toppone"

M'arrïordo so many years ago, ' es'era tots,
already felt in the 'Masses, I and Paolo Paoletti,

to' time Do 'Slavicce and Sor Lidia
and he had come to seize more features and made me more "points" ! The

on 'voàzione gl'èra really deep, and in fact you could see
then gained a sincere heart.

Ir Lord n'ha gl'ha and he knocked the door open,
'nvece I are huddled in fear I ner' shell.

Anco He c'aveva on the 'sins, but who is' a have it? Otherwise
had all the Saints and then 'r Maestro' he was born in ffa '. AnnaMaria

The legs and the heart
Pellegrini was our gang co 'Angelino der Perini,

then the streets,' ow often happens, they are divided seòndo 'ondition
and we scattered in the province' n various areas.

'ow you've decided to make St. Peter' r fisherman and throw 'the network,
And after ave' stuga in Santa 'Aterini SIEI doventato Priest.

Of prim'acchito t'han VORS measure 'a fever Collesarvetti:
a Livorno to Pisa took it kicks, I bet?

E 'nvece, who' a t'aveva trust gl'è
and was disappointed he's gone to buorìtto and the partners face grins. We did SIEI

goodwill 'from' parishioners and demonstrates the care
'on You got that accompanied Cascinese partners in Prepositura;

der Ar center Pian di Pisa and beyond the Arno t'han pasted
And today I celebrate his native country because ar ar XXV ° SIEI rivato. The

Aguri 'h and I'll do is give you our heart lead, then maybe
doventa' Bishop heart "Bacchus" curly;

and then double 'ardinale, co' the 'official or' r hat
and sur the cardinal chest 'Ollan' or Crocione.

But if the 'Arriero eccresiastïa' a tis'addice, or if you 'a you;
We ar in the Castle, and' is an escape, then always returns' from us!

But I 'onvieni, feel' ome person ... well ... maybe between 'na "ghiecìna" years ..
His Holiness Pope Paoletti said "Toppone" by St. John!

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Verru'a

The Verruca



The documented history of settlements in the area starts from 780. The territory was defended since that time a stronghold fortress located at the place of the future, an ideal position to control the river Arno and his plain, then still marshland to the sea.
why the fortress of Verruca has always been an almost impregnable stronghold for all the armies and the forces involved in the conquest of the surrounding area.
There are many famous and bloody battles fought in Calci: in 1288 between the Guelphs Pisa and Lucca Army, in 1328 German invasion of Louis of Bavaria, in 1363 invasion of Florence, in 1369 invasion of Charles IV of Bohemia in 1375 and those English of John Hawkwood (Giovanni Acuto).
In 1402 Pisa was bought by the Florentines and the fortress of Verruca, the last bastion of resistance, was conquered and destroyed to prevent the return to be a threat. Pisa in 1503, rose again and the new interest in the Fortress war. The Florentine troops were forced to once again regain the wart, the center of enemy resistance.
The yield was not long after bloody clashes, June 18 the same year and was the final blow to the hopes of independence of Pisa, in fact the city finally capitulated
in Florentine hands after six years.



After 505 years from his fall I dedicate this poem ... I think if it is deserved! ... ..



Rock of Verrua


'hen' r sea pressed to create from the mouth of the Arno 'any air bua;
born' r Serra senz'antenne and below the Verrua poo!

From up there and see 'signs' and dare all' r mond'appare handsome
vvòi if TTU, pacifier rack 'uello' he c'avea authorized 'r castle! Ir

you gaze sweeps 'round about, rises and falls and then it pauses, looks
downstream Montemagno and Jail white glue on' Certosa.

Anco Fiorenza, he wanted to 'die on the strength and damage;
and battles between Pisa and coll'inganno escaped.

Before 'HAPTER for the duel in der mane Nemio,
give "Rock" in San Michele' r blood ran 'far down as Vio. Bastion of

Dolorosa picked up so 'r deadly name,
' he still silent partner rifrette 'le' oscenze 'mpone.

flying up there in living memory 'r flag Pisano 'On the up' 'roce, and when
' r the wind move you seem to feel 'der warrior voice.

I traveled on horseback from Buti pe 'defense of the manor,
Nemio heart to fight him up for this' treacherous path.

Ma 'I r' is painful sacrifice 'seemed in vain, dear brother,
still in me' memory 'uer pill was too bitter.

Turn around, look 'round about, neglect and abandonment of all is pregnant,
walls to pieces, serving and thorns, der degradation' his is' ir kingdom! Bella

me 'Verrue,' you really abandoned ar you 'fate;
I' Astagno corollary to par Guaso 'he wants to stop it' 'r decrino.

The 'oscenza of people wake up, you blossomed' anti sprendore,
and 'r Farco pilgrims flying in you will bring a message ar core:

are still fair and saw me pull out one thousand seasons ar' 'ospetto;
please, people of Pisa, awakens' r you 'love' he harbors drent'ar chest;

death wrinkles sur I 'Vorta, but not sadness' r long gone;
the evening breeze caress, and sunset quer leaves me breathless!

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turns turns "Blackbird" A little black

Ir I 'Pisa one has done it a trend 'in Serie A and the' Orpah apart from the injuries that are stumbled, as many as is' and dark in the grating, it is yet due to the fact that an ar but we know why you're a nice the refereeing trios (indeed signs that say you are on dimorto '' oglioni) and test it 'ir that all matches that God sends us on earth' episode Apita always against "dubious."
Probabirmente is the air of Pisa sivede and 'full of salt and one who is accustomed him to' alter brain function and visual der ...
the findings, now that is finished ir championship, I could not exempt in to congratulate these individuals indefinable (as I have indicated that blacks blackbirds girottolano for the field jacket ... out ... 'cause now dressed in bright yellow canary ... but changing the order of the suit ... ir brain does not change !!!!)
A little' ome was Dante's Divine 'ommedia that stiaffava I 'worst places in hell who glien'avea made of' uelle "the gray" ... I just have to rant ...
to You ...



Gira run "Blackbird" black


Today I am sad and dejected and 'I will be a laughter,
' jacket 'n out "but because you've got heart Pisa? Perhaps it is the body of

mesh 'olla' roce or who are known joy 'ar balloon
po'erino, you do run' too, 'a SIEI trained and got into you' r breath?

Maybe corpa der "Cova" that 'a which has the' Varini 'n plenty,
to buy' and makes 'presses' button quarche adequate "room"?

Maybe corpa der our beloved, patient coach Giampiero,
that contrary to you, that He is a gentleman!

bowls without you Now I can 'onfessa' core cor: ner
doubt and 'a SIEI you never scruple to give us' ontro drink a penalty!

Pe 'beam us a hand pocket figs drent'ar ar first foul, but
' vell'arti strength enough to hit 'hard and for them anything "yellow"!

'n all' r championship, in deeds transcribed to me 'modest memory
episode ever a doubt in our favor on the reports' nell'annali history.

Siei jealous because 'r our support' has a feedback to normal. Let us also
'coll'arroganza and hostility, both we and you' t research to door 'for Italy Pisani

Ma' a lo 'apisci, pore' stupid, that 'you r' "rigirino" strange
'a CTA is increasing 'force the indomitable warrior Pisano?

He's passed all 'olori: my pe' anything we are anti Repubbrïa der sea
It is a'll certainly you, I drink 'Bauccio, to make us fail!

And then, all the same thirst, porcambia 'the jacket' r color,
ar Pisa fan but always do veni 'r Fortore. Ah ... forget

: nell'esternatti fully all 'r I' envy,
me a favor ', yet tell you ar' server line and collaborator;

both are of the same family and if 'is a soup, bread is wet.
Ah, Digia I feel, I feel better now, 'ow of a free weight!

Maybe a artr'anno zorfa will be the same, with the same "tune"
but oh, by dint of the tiratti accidents, sooner or later 'Ngoi ver whistle!

Now that we have reached the end of the rhyming story, a strange t'appaia, ar
third time there, so I'm sorry, but 'I feel like give yourself a hand!

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' water rating

boh ... it 's almost May ... June ... and it rains ... par for them to 'the beginning of March ....
Yo, true pore in this world .... there is a 'apisce more' anything and yet the seasons are "stoned" as those who are round .....
The man (if ever 'dare you call ....) has little sciagattato "dugniosa" and nature in his own way ... you vendi'a



A little 'water


Oh,' a vor believe you, 'but because the evidence must arrendisi;
it rained' r aprilante third, and 'r saying goes:' uaranta during day!

Water down in buckets, paid par and it would take the cake;
all 'days, or willy-nilly, ec'ha from the ffa schizzatella!

A 'old sayings' you a chance and if you say it and yet passes to fool, but if
,' the uarcuno have written, you'll see, there must be a reason!

And clouds 'he pressed the south-west swell in no time, here in
upstream all'Ariabona' and 'barb grass' h are already ready-ppieno!

Well, take quick decision, because 'he's all wet Pluvio Jupiter;
ll'ulivo me busy in the crib and I release the piping ... ..

to ... took thee to a missing 'anything ... and between plants, soil and vegetables,
fo' a bit 'of water and I do CCOSI' r I 'modest' ontribution nature ....

mine for anything ... 'r Aita fertilizer plants and the' vegetable gardens;
and now, two urtrima the droplet, and buttoned my pants!