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9 words women use THE CONFESSION OF SILVIO BERLUSCONI

1) NOTE: this and 'the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) 5 MINUTES: if she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. 5 minutes, 'only five minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing: The calm before the storm. It means something ... and you should be alert. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) DO WELL: and 'a challenge, not a permit. Do not.

5) Sigh: and 'as a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time 'in front of you to discuss anything (back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) OK: This and 'one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. It means that he needs to think long and hard before deciding how and when to make you pay. 7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you : do not question, or faint, just want to thank you (I would add in a clause here - it 's true unless you say' thank you 'and that' is PURE sarcasm and no thank you. DO NOT RESPOND there ' of that because that 'would result in: what you want.

8) WHAT YOU WANT: and' the way of women to say go to hell.

9) DO NOT WORRY I DO: Another dangerous statement, meaning that a woman has told a man to do several times but now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What' s wrong? '

For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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• Send it to every woman you know for her laugh because they know It's true.