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Berlusconi: 'Sir priest, I confess I
priest:' Yes, son, what is your name? '
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi, the father'.
Priest: 'Ah! Ah! The Prime Minister!? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, father.'
Priest: 'Listen son, I believe that your case requires a higher jurisdiction. And 'You better go by the Bishop'.
So Berlusconi is presented by the Bishop, asking him if he can confess.
Bishop: 'Sure, what's your name?' Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi'
Bishop: 'The Prime Minister? No, my dear, I can not confess that yours is a difficult case. And 'You'd better go to the Vatican'.
Berlusconi goes' Berlusconi by the Pope: 'Your Holiness, I want to confess'.
Pope: 'Dear son, what's your name?'
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi'
Pope: 'Ah! Ouch! Ouch! My son! Your case is very difficult for me. Look here, on the side of the Vatican there is a chapel. It's got a cross. The Lord will hear you '. Berlusconi, who arrived in the chapel, turn to the Cross: 'Lord, I want to confess'.
Jesus: 'Yes, my son, what's your name?'
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi '.
Jesus: 'Who? The Prime Minister? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus 'former friend of Craxi?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'The inventor of the tax shield to fall from the Cayman Islands and Monaco all the money that your friends have taken away the tax authorities?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'The friend of the Neo-Fascists and Neo-Nazis, especially that you forgot to report to the U.S. Congress?'
Berlusconi: 'Um ... Yes, Lord '.
Jesus: 'What has lowered 1% of direct taxes and forced municipalities / provinces / regions to increase local taxes by 45% to keep open kindergartens, transport, essential social services? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has re-nominated 13 persons convicted by res judicata?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has changed the electoral law so that they are the party secretaries and not elected to choose the most citizens?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What he omitted any control on the implementation of the Euro allowing merchants and professionals to double prices in spite of pensioners and workers on fixed income?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What which abolished the inheritance tax for millionaires Assets and soon after cointestato its companies to the children? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has quadrupled her personal fortune and saved his company from bankruptcy since the government and says he entered politics for the good of the Italian free?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has purged by RAI Characters who did not like?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What did the Ex-Cirielli, and saves the Cirami-Previti?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has made a hole in the accounts of and has been changed three times Minister of the Treasury? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What gives, at the expense of the Italians, the contribution to the digital decoder to allow his brother to make money with a company that produced them?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What decriminalized false accounting and introduced people to jail for burning DVDs?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has enabled France to loot the BNL and was made to take fish in the face when ENEL has attempted to acquire a French company?'
Berlusconi: 'Um ... still me, Lord '.
Jesus' Son My, you do not need to confess. You have only to thank '.
Berlusconi: 'Gratitude?? And who, sir? '
Jesus: 'The ancient Romans, for me nailed here. Otherwise I would come down and t'avrei made an ass like that '!

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