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Berlusconi: 'Sir priest, I confess I
priest:' Yes, son, what is your name? '
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi, the father'.
Priest: 'Ah! Ah! The Prime Minister!? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, father.'
Priest: 'Listen son, I believe that your case requires a higher jurisdiction. And 'You better go by the Bishop'.
So Berlusconi is presented by the Bishop, asking him if he can confess.
Bishop: 'Sure, what's your name?' Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi'
Bishop: 'The Prime Minister? No, my dear, I can not confess that yours is a difficult case. And 'You'd better go to the Vatican'.
Berlusconi goes' Berlusconi by the Pope: 'Your Holiness, I want to confess'.
Pope: 'Dear son, what's your name?'
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi'
Pope: 'Ah! Ouch! Ouch! My son! Your case is very difficult for me. Look here, on the side of the Vatican there is a chapel. It's got a cross. The Lord will hear you '. Berlusconi, who arrived in the chapel, turn to the Cross: 'Lord, I want to confess'.
Jesus: 'Yes, my son, what's your name?'
Berlusconi: 'Silvio Berlusconi '.
Jesus: 'Who? The Prime Minister? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus 'former friend of Craxi?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'The inventor of the tax shield to fall from the Cayman Islands and Monaco all the money that your friends have taken away the tax authorities?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'The friend of the Neo-Fascists and Neo-Nazis, especially that you forgot to report to the U.S. Congress?'
Berlusconi: 'Um ... Yes, Lord '.
Jesus: 'What has lowered 1% of direct taxes and forced municipalities / provinces / regions to increase local taxes by 45% to keep open kindergartens, transport, essential social services? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has re-nominated 13 persons convicted by res judicata?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has changed the electoral law so that they are the party secretaries and not elected to choose the most citizens?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What he omitted any control on the implementation of the Euro allowing merchants and professionals to double prices in spite of pensioners and workers on fixed income?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What which abolished the inheritance tax for millionaires Assets and soon after cointestato its companies to the children? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has quadrupled her personal fortune and saved his company from bankruptcy since the government and says he entered politics for the good of the Italian free?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has purged by RAI Characters who did not like?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What did the Ex-Cirielli, and saves the Cirami-Previti?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has made a hole in the accounts of and has been changed three times Minister of the Treasury? '
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What gives, at the expense of the Italians, the contribution to the digital decoder to allow his brother to make money with a company that produced them?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What decriminalized false accounting and introduced people to jail for burning DVDs?'
Berlusconi: 'Yes, sir'.
Jesus: 'What has enabled France to loot the BNL and was made to take fish in the face when ENEL has attempted to acquire a French company?'
Berlusconi: 'Um ... still me, Lord '.
Jesus' Son My, you do not need to confess. You have only to thank '.
Berlusconi: 'Gratitude?? And who, sir? '
Jesus: 'The ancient Romans, for me nailed here. Otherwise I would come down and t'avrei made an ass like that '!

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Justice Minister

Minister of Justice, Clemente Mastella and his wife have two children, Sandra Lonardo, Elio and Pellegrino. Pellegrino is married to his time with Alessia Camilleri. A nice family like any other, but with something extra.

To know what, let's start from the party of Clement, as the most knowledgeable people, is called Udeur. The UDEUR, voted as a party from 1 to 4% of Italian adults, is entitled to a newspaper funded by public money.
It's called "The Bell", based in Rome, Largo Arenula 34. The paper draws about 5,000 copies, distributes 1,500, which in fact are almost always thrown away. The evidence of Mr Marco Lillo Espresso, which has a specific survey, and a newsagent of San Lorenzo in Lucina, a short walk from Parliament, is another near Largo Arenula.
says the first example: "For years I get a few copies. I've never sold one, all go in the garbage." What is
then-you-say a newspaper like that? Serves mainly to make contributions to the press.
annually collects 1.331.000euro Campanile. And that will 'all that money, which a normal person does not see in a lifetime of work? Yet you insist. That will '? First the publisher, Clemente Mastella, will make a contract with a robust cry journalist, a journalist with the balls, one of those able to give a direction force at the newspaper, a columnist, after all. And so he did. A contract worth € 40,000 per year. You know who? With Clemente Mastella, writing regularly to the Order of Journalists, columnist and also secretary of the party. But it's always him, I think! So what? If he's good! We do not want to discriminate mica undemocratic.
But let's move on. So, if you want to do serious journalism, must be present where the facts are held in the territory, close to the people. So something will have to spend for travel. In fact, The Bell has spent, in 2005, € 98,000 for air travel and travel. They flew above Sandra Lonardo Mastella, Elio Mastella and Pellegrino Mastella, order. Among other things, Elio Mastella is passionate about flying. He was the one who was caught while flying on a plane to the state of F1 Grand Prix in Monza, with his father, Clemente Mastella, in his capacity as friend of the Deputy Prime Minister Francesco Rutelli. And Elio Mastella, who had us on the plane of state? The public relations expert to Rutelli, the one we did!
So, back to the newspaper. Destinations. Where will they go to do their job the staff of The Campanile? The last plane tickets (with attached living room) the publisher has funded them for Pellegrino Mastella Mastella and his wife Alessia Camilleri, who were going to reach Mom and Dad in Cortina, the party in the snow Udeur. We are in April 2006. Since then the editor-in-ensures there are no more trips were paid by the newspaper. Perhaps because it's begun curiosity the magistrate Luigi De Magistris, deputy public prosecutor in Catanzaro, who, with the investigations Poseidon and Why Not, it is closer to the accounts of The Campanile.
Do you remember the judge De Magistris? The one that the justice minister, Clemente Mastella, sent all those controls, one each week to take away the investigation? Do you remember? Well, him!
Finally, as a newspaper representative to take care of your image. The fact Campanile has spent € 141,000 to € 22,000 and representation for donations, which means gifts to acquaintances. Orders have been among others to the Serious and Confectionery Nougat's Cottage, Summerhill companies, in-laws of the country's minister Antoinette Lonardo (Sandra's sister) and her husband, Congressman Udeur Judith Pasquale.
But back a minute to go. The Porsche Cayenne (4000 capacity) owned by Pellegrino Mastella is € 2,000 per month for gasoline, that is one and half times what it earns a metal worker. Do you know where? The distributor of St. John of Ceppaloni, near Benevento, which is just around the corner from the villa of the Minister, the one with the park and around the pool-shaped mussel. And you know who to bill? The newspaper Al Bell, who is in Rome. Miracles of ubiquity.
Next time I will tell the tale of the sale of the headquarters of the newspaper. In what has been bought by former owner, Inail, and what has been leased to the editor, Clemente Mastella. Who bought it, you ask? Two young real estate agents assault: Pellegrino and Elio Mastella.

Mauro Montanari of Italy-Corriere / News PRESS

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LESSON OF ECONOMIC POLICY

LESSON OF ECONOMIC POLICY

TITLE: You have 2 cows

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows
.
Your neighbors help you to deal with it and you split the milk with him.

COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows
.
you The government takes them and gives you milk for your needs.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows

you The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows.
The government takes the white cow and kill the black.

DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows
.
you the police will seize and rifles.

feudalism
You have 2 cows.
The lord takes half of the milk and trumpet your wife.

DEMOCRACY:
You have 2 cows.
Voting to decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
.
Voting to elect the person who will decide who gets the milk.

ANARCHY: You have 2 cows
. Let
organize themselves in self-management.

CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows

You sell one and buy a bull calves have to start with a herd.

savage capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You slaughtered the first and the second obligation to produce as much milk as 4 cows.
the end dismiss the worker who is dealing with accused of allowing the cow to die of exhaustion.

Berlusconi
You have 2 cows.
You sell three to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother on your bank. Then do an exchange of letters of credit, with an interest in a company subject to public bid and the transaction gain 4 cows also benefiting from a tax deduction for the possession of 5 cows. The rights on the production of milk from six cows are transferred from a third party on behalf of a Panamanian company based in the Cayman Islands, illegally possessed by a shareholder who sells the rights to your company on milk production of cows 7.
on the books of this company include ruminant 8 with option to purchase another animal. In the meantime, have you broken the 2 cows because they get dirty and stink. When they're caught, you become Prime Minister.

PRODISMO:
You have 2 cows. You
the hold, the government takes the milk and puts you on a fee: the stable, the manger, production. To you is the dung. Meanwhile, in approving a bill on the taxation of animal waste.

TUB
You have two cows.
Go around promising to give milk at all and will give you another 10 cows.
With milk we fill the pool in the shape of a shell of his wife.
And once you appoint the president of the consortium for the subsidies to cattle.
For a judge who wants to investigate the matter to the transfer Ponza.
And after that, when you want prisoners, beginning to cry, saying that everyone is against you and that you're not part of the caste.

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